CHARMED

SEASON ONE

1. SOMETHING WICCA THIS WAY COMES

“We’re the protectors of the innocent. We’re known as the Charmed Ones.”

PHOEBE HALLIWELL

 “And we have a cousin who’s a drunk, an aunt who’s maniac, and a father’s who’s invisible.”

PIPER HALLIWELL

2. I’VE GOT YOU UNDER MY SKIN

“Our powers are not toys.”

PRUE HALLIWELL

3. THANK YOU FOR NOT MORPHING

“Some of us have a job.”

PRUE HALLIWELL

”Some of us have fun.”

PHOEBE HALLIWELL

”Some of us have a really bad hair day.”

PIPER HALLIWELL

“I just read from the Book and wham! I’m Tapitha. The only thing is, I got stuck with the power to see the future. How uncool is that?”

PHOEBE HALLIWELL

4. DEAD MAN DATING

“I don’t know, I panic, hold up both hands and bad things tend to freeze”

PIPER HALLIWELL

“leave it to me to fall for a dead guy”

PIPER HALLIWELL

“It’s an improvement. At least he wasn’t a warlock.”

PHOEBE HALLIWELL

5. DREAM SORCERER

“There must be more to our powers than warlock wasting.”

6. THE WEDDING FROM HELL

“Welcome to the lifestyles of the rich and shameless”

DARRYL MORRIS

“My sisters and I we have special gifts, ones you can’t return.”

PRUE HALLIWELL

7. THE FOURTH SISTER

“I like mirrors; they never lie to you. They always tell the truth whether you like it or not.”

AVIVA

8. THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE…AND IT HURTS

“Look whose talking little miss spell-of-the-week”

PRUE HALLIWELL

9. THE WITCH IT BACK

“Great. So I’m being hunted by a warlock and the San Francisco P.D.”

PRUE HALLIWELL

“Am I the only one in the family who inherited the take a chance gene?”

PHOEBE HALLIWELL

10. WICCA ENVY

“We just have to take the leap of faith and believe it’s going to work out somehow.”

PIPER HALLIWELL

“Between you and Leo, and Prue, the new-hot-wicca woman, and me, soon to be employed, things are looking up”

PHOEBE HALLIWELL

“Don’t say that! The moment everybody says that everything always goes south”

PIPER HALLIWELL

11. FEATS OF CLAY

“They hired you at the Rainbow Room?”

PRUE HALLIWELL

“I’m getting a little freeze frazzled.”

12. THE WENDIGO

“Everytime I touch something at Bucklands I risk having a premonition, and it’s too emotional for me.”

PHOEBE HALLIWELL

“Big, scary, strong. Kind of like a cross between a werewolf and Charles Manson.”

PIPER HALLIWELL ON THE WENDIGO

13. FROM FEAR TO ETERNALITY

“Does a positive superstition cancel out a negative one?”

PRUE HALLIWELL

14. SECRETS AND GUYS

“You want me to keep a secret? Wrong Halliwell”

PHOEBE HALLIWELL

“Witches and Whitelighters aren’t allowed to fall in love, just like humans ans angels aren’t. But I did fall in love with Piper”

LEO WYATT

15. IS THERE A WOOGY IN THE HOUSE?

“Our powers are supposed to progress, not grow at random.”

PRUE HALLIWELL

16. WHICH PRUE IS IT, ANYWAY?

“It could be the upstairs-bathroom-hogging Prue or the downstairs-bathroom hogging Prue or the sitting-in-the-kitchen-drinking-all-the-coffee Prue.”

PHOEBE HALLIWELL

“Great, so some guy couldn’t keep it in his shealth and now I’m marked for death”

PRUE HALLIWELL

17. THAT ‘70S EPISODE

“Can’t you just bake cookies with them like all the other grandmothers?”

PATTY HALLIWELL

Grams: “Well, look at you. All three of you. Oh, Patty, I always knew I’d deliver The Charmed Ones. Once removed of course. Prue, Piper. And…”

Phoebe: “Phoebe.”

Grams: “Oh, another ‘P’. What a surprise.”

“All things are possible, my dear. Its just simply a matter of your being able to do them.”

PENELOPE “GRAMS” HALLIWELL

18. WHEN BAD WARLOCKS GO GOOD

“I’m just following my instincts, and they never lead me wrong before, at least when I was not listening to them.”

PRUE HALLIWELL

“If you’re ever going to lose a guy, it might as well be to the Big Guy.”

PHOEBE HALLIWELL

19. BLIND SIDED

“I feel like I should be cackling.”

PRUE HALLIWELL

20. THE POWER OF TWO

“I’m not even married, and already I’m a housewife.”

PHOEBE HALLIWELL

“I’ve always believed there was another world behind or beyond this one. I even sort of believed in demons, but I never in my wildest dreams could have imagined that this existed.”

ANDY TRUDEAU

21. LOVE HURTS

“You know how Peter Pan has Tinkerbell? They’re sort of like that only minus the tutu and wings.”

PHOEBE HALLIWELL

“A couple of dates, not picking up the check, that’s a slump. This is more like a sucking void.”

PRUE HALLIWELL

“Being with Piper breaks the rules, but being without Piper breaks my heart.”

LEO WYATT

22. DÉJÀ VU ALL OVER AGAIN

“We do good things. Together.”

PRUE HALLIWELL

“I thought I was going to have to pull a Celine Dion and wear my dress backwards.”

CHARMED

SEASON TWO

23. WITCH TRIAL

”How can it be good to be witches if all it does is get the people we love killed?”

PRUE HALLIWELL

24. MORALITY BITES

”The wrong thing done for the right reason is still the wrong thing.”

PHOEBE HALLIWELL

“We can still make the good things happen. We just have to make the right choices.”

PRUE HALLIWELL

25. THE PAINTED WORLD

”She’s a walking brain-trust, an Einstein with cleavage”

PIPER HALLIWELL

“I don’t obsess. I think-intensely.”

PRUE HALLIWELL

“I am so impressed that you can make a protest statement and show cleavage all at the same time”

PRUE HALLIWELL

26. THE DEVIL’S MUSIC

”You have time for baseball, but you don’t have time to tell me about you-know-what before you-know-who shows up for you-know-where.”

PIPER HALLIWELL

27. SHE’S A MAN, BABY, A MAN!

”It’s staring to get weird? Where have you been?”

PHOEBE HALLIWELL

“You know that I know you’ve got a secret.”

DARRYL MORRIS

28. THE OLD BLACK MAGIC

”He’s a jerk. How do I look?”

PRUE HALLIWELL

“Maybe theres a lesson here for us not taking our powers for granted.”

PIPER HALLIWELL

29. THEY’RE EVERYWHERE

”With warlocks and demons coming out of the woodwork all the time, it’s a wonder we trust anybody.”

PIPER HALLIWELL

30. P3 H20

”In case you didn’t get the memo, im not one of the good guys anymore”

SAM WILDER

”Leo doesn’t do personal anymore. He just does his job.”

PIPER HALLIWELL

31. MS. HELLFIRE

”since when do demons use bullets?”

PHOEBE HALLIWELL

32. HEARTBREAK CITY

”Nothing like a night out on the town after a hard day of demon killing.”

PIPER HALLIWELL

”The pain of love lost deepens if you don’t deal with it.”

PHOEBE HALLIWELL

33. RECKLESS ABANDON

”There could be hundreds of dead people that are holding a grudge against them.”

34. AWAKENED

”I had a little wake-up call, and I realized that life is way too short to be wasting my time doing something I really don’t want to be doing.”

PRUE HALLIWELL

“The world is made up of almost-perfect. It’s nothing but near misses and necessary compromises.”

JACK SHERIDAN

35. ANIMAL PRAGMATISM

”Why do we seem to have a habit of gathering our men at the scene of a supernational smackdown?”

PIPER HALLIWELL

36. PARDON MY PAST

”It’s not like there’s a fallen Whitelighter support group to join or anything”

PRUE HALLIWELL

“Would you like me to curse anyone for you?”

P. RUSSELL (PHOEBE HALLIWELL IN PAST LIFE)

37. GIVE ME A SIGN

”To find a mortal, all you have to do is follow his dreams”

LITVACK

“We’re rescuing you from the tall, dark, naked man.”

PHOEBE HALLIWELL

38. MURPHY’S LUCK

”She was saved by some angel…that by her description bears no resemblance to Della Reese.”

DARRYL MORRIS

39. HOW TO MAKE A QUILT OUT OF AMERICANS

”I’ll just put my life on hold one more time and I’ll be right there.”

PIPER HALLIWELL

40. CHICK FLICK

”It’s the twenty-first century. It’s the women’s job to save the day.”

PRUE HALLIWELL

“Don’t we usually star in some dark and dreary place and then end up here at the Manor for the big old vanquish?”

PIPER HALLIWELL

41. EX LIBRIS

”You keep trying because you never give up hope”

LEO WYATT

“Whitelighter pay sucks”

LEO

“How can some one not know that they’re dead?”

PHOEBE HALLIWELL

42. ASTRAL MONKEY

”He’s kinda become the big brother I never wanted.”

PHOEBE HALLIWELL

“He’s using our powers in public?!”

PRUE HALLIWELL

43. APOCALYPSE, NOT

”Well who do we know who’d be keeping track of anarchy?”

PRUE HALLIWELL

“Are you telling me evil called good and good answered?”

PHOEBE HALLIWELL ON COOPERATION BETWEEN LWO’S BOSSES AND THEIR EVIL COUNTERPARTS.

44. BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WITCH FOR

”Are we on some kind of list? And if so how many points are we worth?”

PHOEBE HALLIWELL

“Prue, you are too hot to have to duty date”

PHOEBE HALLIWELL

CHARMED

SEASON THREE

45. THE HONEYMOON’S OVER

“Is that why you asked me to marry you in a toilet?”

PIPER

“Oh, you know, witches and trials, it’ that whole Salem thing.”

PRUE

46. MAGIC HOUR

“If I had a dollar for everytime an owl turned into a hot goy on our porch…”

PHOEBE

Grams: “The Charmed Ones are destined for greatness but that doesn’t keep a girl warm on a cold winter night”

Phoebe: “So? Add an extra blanket.”

47. ONCE UPON A TIME

“The tooth fairy is going to come and harass us all for not flossing?”

PIPER

48. ALL HALLIWELL’S EVE

“Personally, I’m offended by the representation of witches in popular culture.”

PHOEBE

49. SIGHT UNSEEN

“There are other evils in the world, and some of them are even human”

PIPER

“Since we got back from pilgrim times, she’s been on a demon bender.”

PHOEBE

“Me, I’m on a mission”

PRUE

50. PRIMROSE EMPATH

“Lunch is a cheap imitation of dinner.”

PHOEBE

“Sometimes being magical kind of takes the magic right out of things.”

PIPER

“I was looking for a power boost to fight Belthazor. Maybe this is it.”

PRUE

51. POWER OUTAGE

“Leo, you obviously don’t have sisters. One minute you’re arguing about something and then suddenly you’re arguing about who took whose Malibu Barbie in 1979”

PIPER

52. SLEUTHING WITH THE ENEMY

“We’re going to vanquish Phoebe’s boyfriend? That’s going to cause some problems.”

PIPER

53. COYOTE PIPER

“With my sister dead, I have nothing left to lose.”

PRUE

54. WE ALL SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM

“Why couldn’t you get a boy-band song stuck in your head like everybody else?”

PHOEBE

55. BLINDED BY THE WHITELIGHTER

PIPER: “She doesn’t like our clothes”

NATALIE: “You need outfits that are loose and move. That means no more braless, strapless, fearless attire.”

PRUE: “Okay, but then I have nothing to wear.”

SCRAMBLED QUOTES FROM SEASONS ABOVE AND BELOW:

“Flying is awesome. It’s the landing part that’s a bitch”

PHOEBE

Piper: “Leo, you’re a nice guy, and I like you a lot. But lets face it, you’re geographically undesirable.”

Phoebe: “This is either somebody’s idea of a sick joke or somebody’s working on a massive evil plan.”

Cole: “The very thing I’ve tried so hard not to be is the very thing I might have to become.”

“I don’t want to be one of those old married lepers that nobody thinks is fun anymore.”

PIPER

“I’m no angel but I could probably introduce you to one if you like.”

PHOEBE HALLIWELL

Leo: “I’m not the cosmic taxi for the whole family.”

Phoebe: “That is one bitchy Whitelighter.”

Phoebe: “How can you fight your heart?”

Piper: “Or hour hormones?”

Chris: “How can you be so cold? How can you just stand there and pretend like we never meant anything to each other.”

Chris: “I’m a witch too, that’s right. Part witch, part Whitelighter. Just like you, Paige.”

Phoebe: “I don’t know whether I want to save him or kick his ass.”

Future Wyatt: “That’s always been your problem, Chris. Stuck in the old good versus evil morass. I’m so past that. It’s all about power. Its as simple as that.”

CHARMED

SEASON FOUR

67. CHARMED AGAIN, PART ONE

“I don’t understand why magic can’t fix this. Why it can’t bring Prue back? I mean, its not like we haven’t cheated death before. Why does this time have to be any different?”

PIPER

How could you save me and not save her? You healed the wrong sister!! You healed me because I’m your damn wife, and you should have healed her because she was the best!

PIPER

“Your destiny still awaits.”

PENLOPE “GRAMS” HALLIWELL

“And I thought my family was screwed up.”

COLE TURNER

Cole: “Honey, what are you doing?”

Phoebe: “Oh, I’m cleaning.”

Cole: “You don’t clean. You hate cleaning.”

Phoebe: “I know…but it’s better than falling apart, isn’t it?”

”You think this isn’t the first time I’ve risked my career for these girls? Risked my family, my life? They’re the best damn people I’ve ever met, and they’ll do more good than you’ll ever know.”

DARRYL MORRIS

68. CHARMED AGAIN, PART TWO

“I guess blood’s a little thicker than evil.”

PIPER

Piper: “Well, you’re not truly one of us until you’ve dated a demon. So welcome to the club.”

“When I wanted to find out who I was, I didn’t want to find out I was a freak.”

PAIGE MATTHEWS

69. HELL HATH NO FURY

“I think Prue being killed counts as a pretty big glitch in the system.”

PIPER

“What? You cant say ‘demon’ and then say ‘oh my god’ I’m new at this I’m likely to panic.”

PAIGE MATTHEWS

70. ENTER THE DEMON

“Now wipe that look off my face.”

PHOEBE IN PAIGE’S BODY

71. SIZE MATTERS

“I am not having the best day of my life. It began with an interview woman who made me feel this big, and now I am this big.”

PHOEBE

“Remember me, the girl with the melons?”

PAIGE MATTHEWS

“Oh, he’s way too big for my tiny magic.”

PIPER

72. A KNIGHT TO REMEMBER

“Because it’s your damn fairy tale, and it’s alive and frozen in our kitchen.”

PIPER

Paige: “Look, it’s just something I feel like they want me to be like Prue, super witch. And I cant. I don’t know how.”

73. BRAIN DRAIN

“What do you say, we click our heels and get out of this crazy joint?”

PAIGE MATTHEWS

74. BLACK AS COLE

“You were a demon and a lawyer? Insert joke here.”

PAIGE MATTHEWS

“A demon who likes to kill witches. Well that narrows it down to about every page in the book.”

PAIGE MATTHEWS

75. MUSE TO MY EARS

PAIGE MATTHEWS: “Who’s trying to kill us?”

PIPER: “No one.”

PAIGE MATTHEWS: “That’s new.”

“Corporate party, big money, total nightmare.”

PIPER ON A CLIENT PARTY AT P3

76. A PAIGE FROM THE PAST

Paige: “I’m alright. I’m all wrong! Oh my god! I’m so screwed, I was supposed to come back as a ghost, not a ghost with…braces.”

“Next to the Charmed Ones, I’m a potted plant”

COLE TURNER

“You froze the crime scene.”

DARRYL MORRIS

77. TRIAL BY MAGIC

“When nothing happens, you can drag me off to the funny farm and tell them I’ve been brainwashed. Believe me, I can use the vacation.”

PAIGE MATTHEWS

Piper: “I can be a little harsh. It’s part of my charm. You’ll learn to love me.”

“Demons you can handle, but not rats?”

LEO

“We all need to believe that magic exists.”

PHOEBE

78. LOST AND BOUND

“That’s not how powers work. They’re not good or bad by themselves. It’s how we use them.”

PIPER

“Any excuse to spend a little extra time in the kitchen.”

79. CHARMED AND DANGEROUS

“We are talking about the Source of All Evil. Maybe measured optimism is best.”

PIPER

80. THE THREE FACES OF PHOEBE

“I’m ten. I’m not stupid.”

YOUNG PHOEBE

“Nobody’s going to take you serious until you stop dressing like a tramp.”

OLD PHOEBE

81. MARRY-GO-ROUND

“My wedding dress could double as a circus tent”

PHOEBE

“In the end all that matters is that you marry the guy you love. If you managed to do that, your wedding was perfect.”

PIPER

82. THE FIFTH HALLIWHEEL

“I’m going for that kind of we’re-married-but-we’re-not-dead look.”

PHOEBE

“I think being so charming as we are, is a full-time job.”

PIPER

83. SAVING PRIVATE LEO

“Leo poses as a heavenly handyman”

PIPER

84. BITE ME

“I’m living proof that magic happens when witches and Whitelighters hook up”

PAIGE MATTHEWS

PHOEBE: “Should we be worried?”

PIPER: “No, not til after dinner.”

“The demonic electoral college is meeting. They’re gonna vote in a new Source.”

PIPER

85. WE’RE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD

“I can’t believe we let that slimy Lord of the Ring wannabe use us!”

PIPER

“[The Source] didn’t die. He was reborn--into a new sorry ass.”

WIZARD

86. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN

“I’ll always love you.”

COLE TURNER

“She’s like Piper Lite. All the personality with none of the messy feelings.”

PAIGE MATTHEWS

87. WOMB RAIDER

“Unborn babies don’t perform magic tricks.”

PIPER

“That kid needs a serious time out.”

PAIGE MATTHEWS

88. WITCH WAY NOW

“It’s no longer really a choice for us. This is who we are.”

PIPER

“How can I move on with my life when I keep being haunted by his afterlife?”

CHARMED

SEASON FIVE

89. A WITCH’S TAIL, PART ONE

“Nothing perks up a girl’s career like sending her husband straight to hell.”

PHOEBE

“What’s it like under the sea? Does your skin get all wrinkly? Does algae pose a personal hygiene problem?”

PAIGE

90. A WITCH’S TAIL, PART TWO

PHOEBE: “I am not a common goldfish. I cannot ignore the call of the sea ”

PAIGE: ”I’m sorry, but the call of the bathtub is just gonna have to do.”

“I realize that people’s reputations precede them, but contrary to popular opinion. I am not the Source of all Evil. In fact I’m not even the source of some evil.”

COLE TURNER

91. HAPPY EVER AFTER

“Every other mother-to-be does not have to worry about her child orbing out to Tahiti when they’re sent to their room.”

PIPER

ONE OF THE SEVEN DWARFS: “Think she knows that’s a wolf?”

ANOTHER OF THE SEVEN DWARFS: “Not our business.”

92. SIREN’S SONG

“Woman to woman? If youre still describing this guy as the love of your life, then the can’s open, the worms are out, and you may as well use them to go fishing”

ELISE ROTHMAN

“We also need to teach your halfwitch baby the joy of maiming and killing demons.”

PAIGE MATTHEWS

“Paige, it’s our compassion, not our powers that separate us from the bad guys.”

PIPER

“It’s your love that keeps me sane, and whole and balanced.”

LEO

93. WITCHES IN TIGHTS

“I’m pregnant, not terminal.”

PIPER

94. THE EYES HAVE IT

LEO: “Since when are prenatal yoga and home birthing videos your idea of a good time?”

PAIGE: “Since I became a friendless loser with no life.”

95. SYMPATHY FOR THE DEMON

“Going against your sisters is pure suicide.”

LEO

“Desperate demons call for desperate measures.”

PIPER

96. A WITCH IN TIME

“One’s a premonition. Two’s a pattern.”

LEO

“Warlocks we can handle. Demonic ex-husbands we can’t.”

PIPER

97. SAM I AM

“Didn’t you even read the Whitelighter manual?”

SAM WILDER TO PAIGE

“I can’t go good. I won’t go evil. What the hell do you want from me?”

COLE

98. Y TU MUMMY TAMBIEN

“It’s taken me a long time to lose the freaky-deaky rap.”

DARRYL MORRIS

“Just because it’s creepy doesn’t mean it’s demonic.”

PIPER

“Do you have anything that will go with combat boots? You know, something for the mommy-to-be who kicks some ass on occasion?”

PIPER HALLIWELL

Piper: “How can you be so evil?”

Cole: “It’s a gift.”

Piper: What’s the matter, Cole, forget your undestructable?

Cole: What the hell are your doing here?

Piper: Witnessing a meltdown, apparently. Ever thought of therapy?

Cole: Thanks. I’d rather chop my head off than have it examined. Wait, that’s an idea.

Cole: (After unsuccessfully trying vanquishing himself) “Damn, still here.”

Piper: “How can you be so evil?”

Cole: “It’s a gift.”

What’s the matter, Cole, forget you’re indestructible?

PIPER HALLIWELL

Cole: What the hell are your doing here?

Piper: Witnessing a meltdown, apparently. Ever thought of therapy?

Cole: Thanks. I’d rather chop my head off than have it examined. Wait, that’s an idea.

“Did you guys actually need something or are you just here to add to my misery?”

COLE TURNER

“Couldn’t you just let me not die in peace?”

COLE TURNER

99. THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING PHOEBE

“Forgive me for not anticipating the demonic foreclosure.”

PIPER

“Are you going to be okay? Because I have to go get fired.”

PHOEBE

“Phoebe, I love you. I don’t know what’s going on but maybe I can help. Would you like me to kill someone for you?”

COLE TURNER

100. CENTENNIAL CHARMED

“I guess it just wasn’t meant to be”

PHOEBE ON HER RELATIONSHIP WITH COLE.

“I may be dead, but it still hurts.”

LEO AFTER PAIGE BLOWS HIM UP FROM THE INSIDE, PRACTICING TO DO THE SAME TO COLE.

101. HOUSE CALL

“Slipcovers to keep the furniture clean. Although I’m thinking we should just stand from now on.”

PIPER

“Piper, listen to me, you cant just vanquish an entire house, especially our house. People are gonna notice.”

PAIGE

102. SAND FRANCISCO DREAMIN’

“The guy in my dream should be a piece of cake, even with power tools.”

PHOEBE

103. THE DAY THE MAGIC DIED

“This is like the entire universe is practically screaming at us to get our attention.”

PAIGE

“Chain mail top…from my club days…Steel-toed boots…from my mosh pit days…hand cuffs…from last Friday.”

PAIGE

“I may be stuck in bed, but I’m not stuck on stupid”

PIPER

104. BABY’S FIRST DEMON

“You have a crush—on the boss?”

LEO

“The few neighbors who didn’t already think we were crazy have changed their minds, but the house is now surrounded with apples and sage?”

PAIGE

“You have proven that the costs of this war will far outweigh the benefits.”

THE CRONE

105. LUCKY CHARMED

“You can get books on the Internet, news, purses even, but not dates.”

PHOEBE

“It ain’t the cereal, but it’s the best I can do.”

PAIGE ON HER LUCKY CHARMS.

106. CAT HOUSE

“You know,come to think of it, she does look awfully familiar to me.”

PAIGE IN REFERENCE TO KIT, A.K.A. KATRINA

107. NYMPHS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN

PHOBE: “Morning. Never mind. Don’t ask.”

PIPER: “Hey! Somebody’s doing the walk of shame!”

“He’s going to try and fry us, and we’re gonna have to dive out of the way, get all dirty, and we’re just going to end up vanquishing him anyway.”

PIPER ON EXPLAINING WHY THEY SHOULD JUST CUT TO THE CHASE AND JUST VANQUISH XAVIER

“Maybe you should fire you.”

PHOEBE TO JASON DEAN

108. SENSE AND SENSE ABILITY

“So all that monkey business about, you know, speak no evil, hear no evil, see no evil is real?”

PIPER

“Maybe someday I can have a date that doesn’t end with ‘Sorry, Nate, you cant stay ‘cause I have to clean some demon guts off the ceiling.’”

PAIGE

109. NECROMANCING THE STONE

“They’d be better off with a dog. More loyal and they die sooner.”

PENLOPE “GRAMS” HALLIWELL ON WHY PETS ARE BETTER THAN MEN

“I don’t want to hear about a dead demon doing the dirty!”

PIPER

“Don’t make the same mistake I did. Don’t ever give up on love.”

PENLOPE “GRAMS” HALLIWELL

110. OH, MY GODDESS,PART ONE

“Y’ gonna scry for Mother Nature and have a Wiccan word with her?”

PIPER

“An earthquake! Did I call that or what?”

PAIGE

“At the end of the day, even we can’t change what’s meant to be.”

CECIL, AND ELDER

“Look who’s not stoned.”

PHOEBE

111. OH, MY GODDESS, PART TWO

“If I had a choice in any of this, I’d choose you, Piper. I always have.”

LEO

“Paige you’re supposed to be flirting with the bachelors, not frightening them.”

PHOEBE

PAIGE: “’Reason and judgment are the qualities of a leader.’ Tacitus, one hundred A. D.”

PHOEBE: “’Love will keep us together.’ Captain and Temille, nineteen seventies.”

“You expect us to beat the Titans dressed like this?”

PIPER ON THE IMPROMPTU TOGA PARTY

CHARMED

SEASON SIX

WITCHSTOCK

“…men are like utensils, you use them, wash them, and throw them into a drawer until you need them”

PENELOPE “GRAMS” HALLIWELL

CHEAPER BY THE COVEN

“Just so we’re clear my way would have worked too. You’re all forgiven.”

PENELOPE “GRAMS” HALLIWELL

Chris To Leo: “Man, you’re old.”

“What the hell is this? Goddesses Gone Wild?”

Chris To baby Wyatt: “If I can’t save you, by god, I will stop you.”

Chris: “Phoebe I need your help”

Phoebe: “I’ve been calling for you all week, didn’t you hear me?”

Chris: “The first couple of days, yeah, then I put you on mute”

Phoebe: “You can put me on mute?”

Chris: “Yeah!”

Leo: “Why do you hate me so much?”

Chris: “You were always there for everyone else. Mom, Wyatt, half the world, but not me.”

I DREAM OF PHOEBE.

Chris: “If we don’t do something soon, I could end up half-fireman instead of half-Whitelighter.”

Phoebe: “I’m still getting used to you being my nephew. I never hit on you, did I?”

Chris: “What? No!”

Phoebe: “Oh thank god.”

Phoebe: “You know, you’re one piece of work.  Most children from broken homes feel guilty they caused the divorce – But for you…it was a master plan.”

Chris: “I’m sensing some real issues here”

Phoebe: “Oh, you are damn right there are issues. You can’t just pop in from the future and play with peoples lives because your big brother picked on you.”

Chris: “You’re so full of it. This isn’t about me being a bad Whitelighter, its about you feeling like I’ve let you down somehow. So whatever you got against me, I wish you’d just get over it already.”

CHARRRMED

“Do I look like a ma’am to you?”

PAIGE

THE BARE WITCH PROJECT

“Alright! Shows over boys! Get those raging hormones back to class.”

PAIGE

“I’m pregnant. Not stupid.”

PIPER

CHRIS-CROSSED

Charmed QUOTES from WHERE? Don’t KNOW wat EPISODES they COME from

Piper: “Leo, you’re a nice guy, and I like you a lot. But lets face it, you’re geographically undesirable.”

Phoebe: “This is either somebody’s idea of a sick joke or somebody’s working on a massive evil plan.”

Cole: “The very thing I’ve tried so hard not to be is the very thing I might have to become.”

“Flying is awesome. It’s the landing part that’s a bitch”

PHOEBE

“I don’t want to be one of those old married lepers that nobody thinks is fun anymore.”

PIPER

“I’m no angel but I could probably introduce you to one if you like.”

PHOEBE HALLIWELL

Leo: “I’m not the cosmic taxi for the whole family.”

Phoebe: “That is one bitchy Whitelighter.”

Phoebe: “How can you fight your heart?”

Piper: “Or hour hormones?”

Chris: “How can you be so cold? How can you just stand there and pretend like we never meant anything to each other.”

Chris: “I’m a witch too, that’s right. Part witch, part Whitelighter. Just like you, Paige.”

Phoebe: “I don’t know whether I want to save him or kick his ass.”

Future Wyatt: “That’s always been your problem, Chris. Stuck in the old good versus evil morass. I’m so past that. It’s all about power. Its as simple as that.”